Card printout included：You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You’re young, you have tons of energy. Everything is new and exciting. And everything seems to matter so much. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Therefore, you give tons of fucks.Then, as you get older, you’re down to maybe 10 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family, hobbies and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do your best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. I bet you would’ve liked to save your fucks from when you were younger but you can’t. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly.Then, at some point, you hit fuck insolvency. You're fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age.It’s just basic Fuckonomics.Then, as we grow older and enter middle age, something else begins to change. Our energy levels drop. Our identities solidify. We know who we are .....We no longer need to give a fuck about everything. Life is just what it is. We now reserve our ever-dwindling fucks only for the most truly fuckworthy parts of our lives: our families, our best friends, our our sex-life. And to our astonishment, this is enough..... No, there is no fuck recycler. So save your fucks!